"I'm gonna throw a fit"

That's what my co-worker just said. Our phones AND computers have been down for the last hour. SO not conducive to a productive work day. Now Mike has no choice but to sit here and look pretty (which he does SO well!). My response to the whole situation? THIS SUCKS MONKEY BALLS. Yes, that did actually come out of my mouth. My mother would not approve and may wash my mouth out with soap when she comes to my apartment on Saturday. The computer situation is so bad that one of the icons on my desktop for our database has DISAPPEARED. That can't be a good sign when even the icon is gone. I told our team lead I was gonna call in sick, but she reminded me that I'm already here. Damn.