I see the light

As I left work yesterday and walked outside, my first thought was "man, it's bright out here!" The light was so blinding, making me squint and no doubtedly affecting my sinuses. I was pondering all of this when it suddenly hit me.............I, too, must have Light Sensitivity Disorder! There could be no other explanation! Is this terrible affliction contagious? Could others be struck down in the prime of their lives? Terror and fear raged through my body as I realized I had fallen victim to the most horrifying illness the world has ever seen. And I didn't even have my sunglasses or my hoodie with me.