Seriously, could he be any creepier? Ew.....and his dancing sucks. Hang it up, old man! Go back and visit Dr. 90210 and tell him not so tight on the eyes this time, would ya? Oh, Dancing With The Stars is so fun! I am so loving Helio! He rocks my world! And I love, love, love Ryan Lavery, uh, I mean Cameron Mathison (that is his character's name on All My Children). I think the judges are mean to him. Give him a break already! And Floyd? I like him lots! Still a little creeped out by Mark Cuban. That Jane Seymour sure can dance for an old broad! Should Marie Osmond have been offended when Carrie Ann called her a "hot cougar"? Someone calls me a cougar and they're gonna get a punch in the nose....or a swift kick in the ass, whichever comes first!
Wayne's going home this week. Viva Las Vegas, Wayne! :)
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Hey Kerri,
You're a hot cougar!!!!
shut up Canada!!! Are you ready for your ass kickin? I'm hoppin the first flight to Vancouver.... :)
My oh my . . . you try to pay someone a compliment and look where it gets you.
I'll put the Molson on ice.
oooooooo cold Molson........you DO know the way to a girls heart....oh, wait!!!!!!
oh wait what???
I was trying to make a funny ha ha about knowing the way to a girls heart....clearly I failed in my attempt and I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Ahhhhhh. I get it now. My bad, I just assumed it was you being scatterbrained.
If I knew the way to a girl's heart wouldn't I have a couple of baby's mamas floating around by now???
you say that like you DON'T have some baby mama's out there....don't be coy canada! :)
I said mamaS.
I think you are the only one
awesome! i get to be canada's baby mama! YES!
Get to be???
What have all of those checks over all these years been for?
oh, uh....oops......well, once i converted them to US dollars, they weren't worth much anyway....so thanks for the beer drinkin money! :)
Nice try kiddo . . .
The Canadian dollar is worth more than your Yankee dollar.
oh...it is? when did that happen? dammit canada-you are always one upping me and i don't like it one little bit!!!!!!!!!! :)
by the way, i'm gonna have to ask that you increase your payments, little canada jr is getting bigger and requires more of daddy's money. and you know what? it would be nice if you would visit him every once in awhile. i mean, he IS your namesake, canada canada canada jr and he's starting to ask questions....
Actually it's "Canada Canada Canada IV"
oh yea....i think it's time he lived w/you for while, i'm tired of putting up w/his crap....got the same attitude problem as his father...... :)
Being raised by his single mom definitely isn't doing him any good.
it's true, i'm afraid. but i have taught him how to drink, smoke and gamble, so he should be doing ok!!!!
In that case I take back the whole "single mom not doing him any good" thing. If you could just get him hooked on the drugs before you send him up here, that would be great.
sure thing, although i hear they got the good marijuana in canada...perhaps i'll get him started on the Missouri Meth and then send him up north....sound like a plan?
You can start him on the softer ones, but I want him hooked on a REAL drug before he gets up here.
what, the smack? x? coke? you name it, i got the hook up....nothing but the best for our boy!
I don't really care which one it is. When he comes to that day when he wants to finally quit, I just want him to get a sense of accomplishment and not have it be something he can just do cold turkey.
yea, good call. i'll totally get him hooked on Vicodin....no quittin' cold turkey there! That detox is ROUGH! :)
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