I am currently taking applications for the Cubs Bandwagon Express 2007. If you'd like to join the bandwagon, please note that I will be screening all applications carefully, there will be an interview process, including a question and answer portion. Here are some sample questions:
1. Can you actually name five current Cubs players?
2. Do you like billy goats?
3. Do you believe the Cubs can "reverse the curse"?
4. Is Steve Bartman the most hated man in Chicago? And was it his fault the Cubs didn't go to the World Series in 2003?
5. Are you only cheering for the Cubs because there is no one better to cheer for?
6. Do you promise to watch Baseball Tonight a minimum of three times per week during the playoffs?
7. Will you promise to use the phrases "Holy Cow", "Let's Get Some Runs" and "It's Gonna Happen" at least once per day?
Think you have what it takes to be a Bandwagoner? See me for further details.......
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2 comments:
1. Soriano, Ramirez, Jacque Jones, Dempster, Crazy Carlos Zambrano
2. Not particularly
3. Not particularly
4. No. He definitely contributed.
5. I haven't decided who I'm cheering for yet . . . I just know it won't be the Yankees.
6. No
7. No
Nice effort, Canada. Your answer on #3 is incorrect. Try again. I can allow you to be on the bandwagon on a trial basis. Your anti-Yankees statement gave you bonus points.....
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