I'm a junkie

I can't stop. I tried, but I can't stop. I'm talking about these damn Girl Scout cookies. I can't stop eating them! I've realized the only solution is to just eat ALL of them. I don't even think methadone maintenance would help my urges to use at this point. I need the sugar high. I am convinced there is crack cocaine in the Thin Mints. OMG, I have the shakes.......probably post-acute withdrawal symptoms......next thing you know I'll be diaphoretic, tremulus and spiking a pulse of 120 (can you tell I've done one too many substance abuse assessments today?).

My boss literally kicked my ass today. She called me to her desk, asked me to turn around and she kicked me in the ass! If that ain't workplace violence, then I don't know what is. She also told me to f**k off, but in a totally unrelated incident. I might have been provoking her, I don't know.... :) She later came into my cubicle and I gave her a Thin Mint as a peace offering. I'm not sure it helped.

Whoa, I just got really sleepy. Think I may be crashing from my sugar/caffeine high...uh oh. At least I'm not just sitting in my cubicle laughing for no reason like Mike is-he is apparently having a psychotic break. And our team lead Cathy is sniffing markers in her cubicle. We clearly don't have enough to do today......