I want everyone to know that I am officially breaking up with Michael E. Tinnin. It is SO OVER, my friend! Mr. Tinnin has been mercilessly making fun of me today because I have been sneezing non-stop literally all day. He has accused me of faking and attention seeking. Answer me this, can YOU control a sneeze? Because I sure as hell can't. Let me know the secret. Michael can make it up to me by doing the following:
1. Kissing my ass until I forgive him
2. Blogging tonight so I will be entertained
3. Buying me beer.
Thank you for listening to this very important message. And yes, I do need to lay off the green tea.
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