Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Glory, glory hallelujah...Neal Cotts has been sent to AAA!

It's like it's Christmas morning around here. Hated Cubs "reliever", Neal Cotts, has been banished to AAA Iowa today. I put the word reliever in quotes because, let's face it, he sucked ass...when Cotts came into the game, even if the Cubs had a 5 or 6 run lead, you could rest assured Neal Cotts would do his best to negate said lead. My God does he suck! The Cubs have called up Jake Fox, who, apparently is like freakin amazing this season in AAA and called up some other dudes (names not important). Aaron "I look better without the goatee but I still suck" Miles has been placed on the DL and can maybe work on not sucking. In sad news, fan fave BOBBY SCALES! (trademark) has been sent down to Iowa. We love some BOBBY SCALES! but, let's face it, he hasn't done much lately. God love him.

The Cubs actually managed to win a game last night, ending their eight game losing streak. This isn't the Cubs of old where losing eight in a row was not only expected, but hell, it was encouraged. I mean, they're the Cubs, right? Well, not anymore, now that they've provided us with glimpses of greatness, we now have expectations of winning. Period. Get 'er done boys, get 'er done.

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