Oh horror upon horrors. One of my worst nightmares came to life today. I cannot even process it right now. Does God hate me? I mean, seriously.......
So, I walked in to the office today, minding my own business, I turn the corner to get to my cubicle and what did I see standing before me? A GIANT INFLATABLE SNOWMAN. I am not kidding. There he was, Frosty himself, standing in my cubicle smiling at me with a sign that said "Merry Christmas. Please don't kill me". My first reaction was gasping out loud (to which there was immediate laughter from my co-workers). My second reaction was to move him and then say "he's plugged in and everything". I often wondered how those damn things operated, and now I know.
Seems people actually do pay attention to my rants and one of the supervisors here, Kathy (who is also my Facebook friend where I also rant about inflatables), decided an inflatable in my cubicle would be just the thing to get me good. And, I'll admit, she got me. I did NOT expect a giant Frosty in my cubicle, that's for sure. I sit here now with Frosty sitting right beside me outside of my cubicle (there isn't room for the two of us in the cubicle). I'm fairly certain he's blowing out hot air because it is hotter than HELL over here right now. Ahhhh...revenge will be sweet my friends, sweet indeed. I'm fairly certain it's gonna involve a rope and Frosty hanging from the ceiling......
So, I've got my fat pants on. I'm ready. For what, you may ask? Well, today is my team's holiday lunch and we are headed to...........the Harrah's (casino) buffet. Not kidding. For like two hours we are gonna stuff ourselves silly with God knows what from the buffet. I hear the desserts are excellent. I worked out extra hard last night in preparation. This girl is ready to eat.
I must go now, I'm gonna have to call some sort of professional to address my PTSD related to this morning's Frosty situation. I'm gonna go sit in a corner and rock now. Bye.
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Wow, they got you good KD....lmao, I would have never thought of doing something like that. Hmmmm, that could be a warning from Santa....lol
Two hours at a casino buffet....I could do some damage there, well a few months ago I could have, not anymore, but I could try. Keep an eye out for funnel cake.....have fun.
LMAO! That's hilarious, KD! Well for us anyway....
I can admit when I've been had. Frosty is STILL in my cubicle. He's been pretty quiet and hasn't really bugged me all that much, so I'm letting him stay-for today only. If he isn't gone by 4pm-he's getting unplugged. Yea, that's right, I said it. ;)
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