Monday, February 21, 2011

Your Cubs opening day starter.........

The Cubs have named Ryan Dempster as their Opening Day starter for the 2011 season, ending Carlos Zambrano's Reign of Terror and proving, yet again, that Canada is trying to take over the world.

9 comments:

rp said...

It's too late, we already have . . . you just don't know it yet.

KD said...

SIGH. I KNEW it! Good thing I'm kinda sorta Canadian friendly.

Jen Estes said...

Hmm... Nathan Fillion. Brendan Fraser. Hayden Christensen. Rich Harden. Ryan Reynolds. Rich Harden's butt.

I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords.

(Oh yeah, and congrats to Demp.)

KD said...

Ryan Reynolds just might be the hottest man that's ever lived. Thank you Canada.

rp said...

You're welcome . . . I guess

KD said...

I was referring to Canada the country, not Canada the person, but if you want to take credit, that's cool. ;)

rp said...

That makes sense, since I have never met Ryan Reynolds

KD said...

he was quite the dorky little kid. he was on a nickelodeon show called "fifteen". he played the little brother, billy. true story.

rp said...

Do you mean "dorky" like when the girl in the movies wears glasses and a ponytail and then amazingly transforms into a stunning beauty???