It's the full moon

A co-worker just asked me why it has been so freakin' crazy tonight. I had to break it to her that it's the full moon. This fully explains the craziness. There is some correlation between the two. It explains why my boss Bart sings in the call center, why we are so busy at work and why I poked myself in the eye with my headset. This is scientific fact people. Look it up.