This email made me laugh too. Either I'm in a good mood today or just easily entertained...or both. Have fun!
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
5. When you are confused -- I will use little words (I'm confused a lot-this step would be really helpful-KD).
6. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
7. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass (especially if you fall UP the stairs).
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2 comments:
dnt fall up the stairs that dumb ass jesse did alot but hell dont worry about him he is weird like that.
o and last dont judge a book by his/her cover might be a great thing inside of that bottel.but some people are so shallow they will never know,there loss trust me.
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